Fun

DISCOURAGE INBREEDING
- BAN COUNTRY MUSIC -

If your voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Stop the Slaughter!
Boycott Baby Oil!

Gargling twice a day is a good way
to see if your throat leaks.

SOME DAYS IT'S JUST NOT WORTH
GNAWING THROUGH THE STRAPS.

If we weren't meant to eat animals
then why are they made of meat?

Ham and Eggs
A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime comittment for a pig.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

You Be nice to your kids.
They'll choose your nursing home.

After all that work,
Alex Haley found out
he was adopted.

We have enough youth.
how about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

when blondes have more fun
do they know it?

If at first you don't suceed
skydiving is not for you.

I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.

Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog

Police station toilet stolen
....Cops have nothing to go on.

GUN CONTROL:
using both hands

destroy all evidence that you even tried.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.

Talk is cheap because
the supply exceeds the demand.

There will always be death and taxes,
however, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.